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Heavy Load? Light on Style

August 7, 2006 by Designer Ella

“You’re not fat, you just look like you are.” Is that what you want to hear? No. Then stay away from cargo shorts. Especially ones like these oversized and faded shorts, via Nordstrom, that might make people think, “Heyy, fatty!”

Also, never actually put things in those pockets. Yes, they’re ugly and uselesss unless far uglier.

Ii, that’s practically math or science or something that hurts my head. It’s not like beauty is simple, either, it takes a lot for people to learn the rules. But knowing attraction is pleasing to the eye, and isn’t it more fun and rewarding for the mind?

Say “Byyee, Fatty!” and stick to classic silhouettes.

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Categories : Fabulously Ugly, Fashion, Spring/Summer, The Rules

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4 Responses to “Heavy Load? Light on Style”

Maria Palma Says:
August 8th, 2006 at 1:53 am

At first glance I thought it was a guy modeling the shorts! Eeek, I have to agree with you - these shorts are not flattering at all I’d wear the skinny jean before I wear those…

Designer Ella Says:
August 8th, 2006 at 12:59 pm

Ha ha ha. Skinny jeans.

Speaking of … I swear I tried on what turned out to be TAPERED, capri-length, quite form-fitting sweatpants at Victoria’s Secret yesterday.

They had elastic on the bottoms of the legs and were tight. They looked tapered.

Danielle Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 1:11 pm

Hi, I’m new to blogging and I’ve started because a friend recommended searching blogs to look into products you want. On the subject of fat…LOL….the entire summer I’ve been stressed with the cellulite on my thighs and what not, and I know it may be over-reacting, but I’m so conscious about it. Does anyone know of any products to get rid of it?