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Archive for December 24th, 2005

Santa, Baby

December 24, 2005 at 5:16 pm by Designer Ella

Santa baby, slip some cashmere under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful, good girl
Santa baby, and hurry in the front door tonight

Santa baby, an iPod mini 6gb, too, in pink
“Discontinued” cannot stop you!
Santa baby, I’ll leave the front door unlocked, tonight

I haven’t overdrawn all that much,
Think of all the items that I haven’t bought.
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d leave me with nothing to want!
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, Fill my stocking with COACH gift cards.
Cash will do, but sign checks with a nom de plum,
Santa baby, although I do believe in you!

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, the deed
To a condo in sunny Florida!
Santa cutie, and I’ll let you vaca overnights!

Hurry in the front door tonight


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I am a big fan of Santa, so I had to do this song tonight. I put my own little jokes in here, including one on moi! Yes, this list comprises the things I truly want (and I do need that home in Fla!). See my *dream* list tomorrow, in the final installment of Carols of the Blogs; Shopping Carols.

Merry Season, Happy Holidays!!

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