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These Boobs Were Made for Gawkin’

June 14, 2005 by Designer Ella

$Jessica Simpson washes a car in a bikini and heels in the video for These Boots are Made for Walkin\' from The Dukes of Hazard$ Jessica Simpson shows off just how wholesome she is in her new video, “These Boots were Made for Walkin’.” Her values include giving men a girly show while serving booze, punching pervs who smack her hot-pant-clad ass, and bringing people together to line dance after barroom brawls! She has high fashion guidelines, too, such as not gettin’ clothes wet while washing her car (she wears a bikini, duh!), but keeping her
heels on at all times, because she’s still got to
look hot!

(Big TSK to getting the shoes wet, though. Then there’s the sheer gratuitousness of the sexy scene in which she doesn’t wear the titular boots.)

I’m sure her small-town fans are so proud.

Bottom line, all jokes aside, cowboy boots, even hot red ones with high heels, have a chunky, unfortunate shape, and are not modern chic.

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4 Responses to “These Boobs Were Made for Gawkin’”

Kinja Says:
June 16th, 2005 at 9:37 am

Elle,

This is a good post about Jessica’s video. It does pretty much do away with her wholesome past. It also reveals that the Boar’s Nest in Hazzard, Georgia is going to become a Coyote Ugly wannabe instead of a redneck bar like it was 25 years ago in the Dukes of Hazzard. There seemed to be a similarity in the car washing scene to what was done in the Paris Hilton Carl’s Jr/Hardee’s commercial as well as a scene in an episode of Desparate Housewives. I thought the style of boots were appropriate - very feminine and western. There were a lot of closeups on them throughout but not as much on the heels she wore in the car washing scene.

–Kinja

Shoe Lover Says:
June 22nd, 2005 at 4:43 pm

face it Jessica would not be a star with out her can………….good shoes alone are not enough

Designer Ella Says:
August 5th, 2005 at 1:02 am

Ha ha, Kinja. You are well versed in both media and footwear. It’s interesting that they pictured more of the heels than the actual boots - although obvious why.

Shoe Lover–
There was a day when she was supposed to be in the biz for her voice, maybe I’m deluded. I’m aware of “the way things are.” I’m not saying that Jessica should stop appearing sexual, altogether, and strictly wear Choos and Blahniks, but I would prefer she show some class, in both areas.

–Ella

Mike Says:
November 11th, 2006 at 12:40 pm